Royal Salute The Coronation of King Charles III Edition Scotch 700ml $19,999.99 (Was 30,000) @ Costco (Membership Required)
Here we have a banger of a deal on a fine Sunday that is sure to be a eye-catcher in anyone’s bar.
For just 20k, you can truly drink like a king. As soon as that first sip of scotch hits the tongue, you’ll feel ecstatic as if you’re sitting on the throne in Buckingham palace, watching your pedophile brother play hide and seek with the kids. As the burn wears off, you’ll taste a bit of smokiness as if the glass is emitting smoke with slight vocal hues of children’s voices softly saying “help”.